me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen
sparrf:

feelings comic

sparrf:

feelings comic

the-personal-quotes:


more relatable posts here

the-personal-quotes:

more relatable posts here

tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(Source: jacket--off)

vector-change:

*accidentally touches real girl* how am i going to explain this to my waifu

(Source: freecss-gon)

pechyenka:

i feel u hisoka

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me