I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(Source: jacket--off)

vector-change:

*accidentally touches real girl* how am i going to explain this to my waifu

pechyenka:

i feel u hisoka

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

(Source: seansoo)

(Source: seansoo)

(Source: ssophieeeeee)

(Source: celadonlonghorn)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)