January 2012
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Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
When your teachers attitude suddenly change when...
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When your parents call you to dinner 1000 times
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December 2011
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when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
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shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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healths:
what if I ruin my parents’ party by reenacting the scene in the exorcist when she crawls out of her room and pees on herself
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Me desculpem o atraso, me perdi no caminho da vinda.
– (Kakashi)
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After proving someone wrong.