holy shit i can’t believe i forgot to share this story okay so i was in english class and we were all taking a test while we’re writing we hear siri go off and all of our heads turn to the source of the sound and the teacher goes “who had it??” no one replied so she went “just put it away” and for one second it’s dead silence and the next, “sorry philip i didn’t quite get that”
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.